Sam

I cracked in kindergarten where I tried to kiss a boy and he punched me. I fell over and got very dizzy...:P ah, good times, good times..

It's Just a Ride in my pants

send this to your sweetheart! IT'S A CAR PARTS AD! we don't need no stinkin' valentines...just CAR PARTS ADS... they like my dad *shudder*

Well...this is my first attempt at a rhyming poem. Very reminiscent of the population 10,000 town I used to live in. :D *** Welcome to Krapport, USA... where the tabby ...

A Rush Of Blood To The Head in my pants... yeah. Buttface.

Yellow Submarine in my pants...

Fix you in my pants :P

Bowling for Soup :P vs. Audioslave

BOWLING FOR SOUP!!!!! vs. Avril Laveigne

O.o... Niteowl, you're right about the blonde in the front row :P

Kingdom come in my pants

The beatles vs. All-American Rejects

The who vs. The beatles

^ must be psychic *BWAHAHAHA*