Sam

Mastiff Rottweiler Rhodesian Ridgeback Bichon Frise Newfoundland gimme five...er...flavors of ice cream!

Blink 182 vs. Aqualung

^^ is the now official gift-giver

Fall Out Boy vs. Rihanna

First of all, it's way too repetitive. Get Rid of Stanzas: 2,4,6 Second, let's get a basic grammar lesson down, shall we? Your: possessive. Your coat's on the rack. You're: ...

The last line was absolutely ah-mazing. Most people know that the last line's important but don't quite know how to nail them...you do, apparently.

It wasn't actually that wordy, you just need to break up the lines some so that it doesn't appear that way. (also, since your lines are continuations of the last ...

Beguile be into something...like...Fontroy was beguiled by Liz...:P I'm not a huge fan of rhyming poems, which was probably the reason I didn't like it as much. But however, 'Little ...

Instead of using the word 'vain' all the time, put in the word 'pompous'! It's fun to say...and it means pretty much the same thing...

The Ramones vs. Fall Out Boy (he died too quickly as well :P)

:P I agree wholeheartedly...LMAO...it's not fun...

Very cool. And I love the coldplay lyrics at the beginning...nice integration. It really fits with the poem.

I honestly can't believe no one's replied to this...it's absolutely GREAT... I would put the word 'Skin' on the line before it. Just that one word throws off your rhythm ...

This was pretty crude, but cool nonetheless. :D One suggestion: 'I’m gonna mend his heart I gonna mend his armor, ' Either put 'I gonna mend his heart I gonna ...

N-O-V-A-C-A-I-N-E that is all I have to say. :P