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RubyRoyale

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About RubyRoyale

In a mouthful of adjectives, I am intellectually flirtatious with a penchant for viciousness that lends itself to my darkly humorous nature which favors the wistful witticism of philosophical and perverse minds.

Now, aside from the purple prose...

I love novelty. I love to write. I love, love. In the most literal sense. I am a cynic who wears rose-colored glasses every day. I'm a natural blonde, and take pride in how rare of a commodity that can be. I hate shallowness in all of its many ugly forms. Awkwardness is my eternal companion. Words are the candy I suck on all the time and spit up on occasion to entertain. Love me, love my writing, for there was nothing so pure, so chaste and lovely as the perfect notion that writing is what I was MADE for.



I want to shake off the dust of this one-horse town. I want to explore the world. I want to watch TV in a different time zone. I want to visit strange, exotic malls...I want to live, Marge! Won't you let me live?
— Homer Simpson