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  • Archive Re: Vampires! Werewolves!

    As captain of the Neighborhood Watch, fortis was more than just a little uncomfortable when she heard a blood-curdling scream coming from the house next door. Why did these things ...

    Oct 12, 2015
  • Archive Re: Chat Room Apocalypse

    " Ah, drat ." @Arkhaion spat. She was holding a huge bag of mini marshmallows. " Um, excuse me, Anci ," fortis said, not wanting to get between a dragon ...

    Aug 24, 2015
  • Archive Re: Chat Room Apocalypse

    fortis fell out of bed. She woke up on the floor of a deserted chat room, wrinkling her nose at the small pool of drool she had landed in. I ...

    Aug 18, 2015
  • Archive Re: The SPEW Legacy (YWS Fan-fiction)

    As a whole, fortis hated crowds. Any kind of crowd (even if they weren't jumping at her to hear information she didn't know) made her nervous and jittery. It didn't ...

    Oct 30, 2014
  • Archive Re: Cookiebook II: Electric Boogaloo [be ridiculous]

    A custodian in Cookie Monster Incorporated watched as the subject on the examination table twitched and yelled. Something about explosives. She turned on her heel and started whistling the "Rubber ...

    Apr 7, 2014
  • Archive Re: The Islands of Talgaria (Accepting Characters/Started)

    Siofra Beul - Day one to Day two I headed back into the department of municipal planning, my head spinning with ideas. A festival, hmm? I had just finished writing ...

    Mar 2, 2014
  • Archive Re: The YWS Birthday BASH!

    fortis was hiding from all social interaction as usual. She had staked out a spot underneath the snack table watching the dancers (or the "standers" because it seemed only one ...

    Nov 11, 2013
  • Archive Re: Werewolves! [Open To All]

    Fortis the half-grill had had an interesting week. She was just getting used to life as a sentient garden appliance (she had spent most of her days in a suburban ...

    Oct 3, 2013


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