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I'm assuming "I'm" and "I'll" and such are not allowed even though technically they're different words than "I"?

@Tenyo 'Tis a long and complicated story that delves into the essence of art itself and thus cannot be explained with out exploding the minds of innocent passers-by who happen ...

Blood is Red A dark head bobs its way through the forest A crimson coat flutters in the persistent wind A gray patch of fur stumbles upon the red A ...

I'll take you up on this cause you're desperate! ;)

Here we go. (for those of you wondering, Nair is a hair-removal product) I know you love your hair I know you love its red But I really do not ...

Oh and I wanted to record this for posterity. Tenyo was pretty amazing. WAS. XD @Tenyo you're still amazing, but I'm the is.

Just wrote this before realizing that the full lines and not just the ending words had to be repeated. But I still want to give this baby a home. When ...

Here is my poem!

Here I am joining at the last minute (if it is permitted of course) what a procrastinator, right? I'll pm the poems to you if that's alright because I don't ...

For everyone of YWS, you are my YWS valentine. (How sweet, right?) But I'd like to shout out to a few extra people because they are simply lovable. @CowLogic @AfterTheStorm ...

Well hello there. Fancy meeting you here. What do I mean? Oh, just that it’s strange seeing a reader such as yourself down here in the hell set aside for ...

The first week or two I'd be a bit fidgety, but then I'd be fine. I'd be a pain to have to revert to encyclopedias and such again though. x_x ...

This made me laugh a bit... @Rosey%20Unicorn It was an ad for freelance writing or something.

Tom's Oblivion on a Normal Day “I am having a normal day,” says Tom, a plush toy that has a strong similarity to a rabbit. “I think I will go ...

You're right! That does look loads better. See what I get for being too lazy to click links...