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Oh by the way Aley, I ended up publishing it on YWS so if you want to get points, @magpie94 here's the link

Squirrel Whisperer “Did you do the dishes?” my mother shouted from somewhere upstairs. “Why do you think the sink is empty?” came my bitter reply. My mother always said that ...

I'm assuming "I'm" and "I'll" and such are not allowed even though technically they're different words than "I"?

@Tenyo 'Tis a long and complicated story that delves into the essence of art itself and thus cannot be explained with out exploding the minds of innocent passers-by who happen ...

Blood is Red A dark head bobs its way through the forest A crimson coat flutters in the persistent wind A gray patch of fur stumbles upon the red A ...

I'll take you up on this cause you're desperate! ;)

Here we go. (for those of you wondering, Nair is a hair-removal product) I know you love your hair I know you love its red But I really do not ...

Oh and I wanted to record this for posterity. Tenyo was pretty amazing. WAS. XD @Tenyo you're still amazing, but I'm the is.

Just wrote this before realizing that the full lines and not just the ending words had to be repeated. But I still want to give this baby a home. When ...

Here is my poem!

Here I am joining at the last minute (if it is permitted of course) what a procrastinator, right? I'll pm the poems to you if that's alright because I don't ...

For everyone of YWS, you are my YWS valentine. (How sweet, right?) But I'd like to shout out to a few extra people because they are simply lovable. @CowLogic @AfterTheStorm ...

Well hello there. Fancy meeting you here. What do I mean? Oh, just that it’s strange seeing a reader such as yourself down here in the hell set aside for ...

The first week or two I'd be a bit fidgety, but then I'd be fine. I'd be a pain to have to revert to encyclopedias and such again though. x_x ...

This made me laugh a bit... @Rosey%20Unicorn It was an ad for freelance writing or something.