RaidenCheese

Raiden: I'm too young to be a father! *probably puts the child up for adoption* Someone gives your character a weapon of mass destruction. But they can only use it ...

Raiden doesn't lose haha what are you talking about. jk he probably sits in his room and eats cheese for about a week before trying again to stop the villain ...

"Like a fart, he emerged from between two couch cushions, looking pleasantly pleased with the reactions of the others standing in the room." Welp, here's my attempt