Pundit

Granted, but I wish you hadn't.

Granted, but you are accused of blasphemy, heresy, and sedition, and are executed via lethal injection at age 33, becoming a martyr and creating a religious revolution and paradigm shift. ...

You get her head back, with a dozen tentacles coming out of her neck. Inserts star nosed mole

You get cymothoa exigua. Inserts bloodsucking hummingbird.

you get an exponential amount of maths homework. *inserts vegetative dwarf*

You get a chocolate hairbrush. Inserts chocolate grenade.

You get a chocolate rapper. Inserts chocolate boy band.

At the Rehab Center for Fictional Characters . (Bo Burnham) Who else goes there?

That is my face, and your face. And it's because he's just Another Brick In The Wall . Pink Floyd How did you get into this mess?

Cause "We didn't start the fire." Billy Joel Was it worth it?

Why? by Roger Whittaker Who let the dogs out?

Who said that?

Feelin Groovy(the 59th Street Bridge Song) - Simon and Garfunkel How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

Out pops your lunch money that the bully stole from you. *inserts pickle*

You get a batman/joker slash fanfiction. *inserts self-written fanfiction manuscript prominently featuring a "gary stu"*