Pundit

Granted, but we can't all, and some of us don't. I wish you a very happy birthday.

Granted. Compared to the words in YOUR signature they are not that bright. I wish I was in hell.

Granted. You are in an institution where you take happy pills every day. Yay crayons! I wish I could save you.

I wish you the best.

Granted. And one day you are going through security, and you get exasperated. You say, "Oh, yeah. Like I have a gun?" And they take you too seriously and shoot ...

Granted. But both you and your cats know that you want to give them all your time, even the time you need to be elsewhere. Nothing changes. I wish we ...

Granted. The Green Room is empty because it is unfit for human habitation. Everyone from the Green Room is crammed into a room half the size of the Green Room. ...

Granted. It is a private library. I wish this wish was corrupted

Granted, but you are banned from this thread. I wish you were never born.

Granted, but then I don't post a wish.

Granted. California gets six feet of snow. I wish I loved you the way you deserve for loving me despite my faults.

Granted, but they are all corrupted, and there is a douchebag genie who won't give you a moment's rest until you use all of your wishes... oops. I wish I ...

Granted, but you only have a mouthful. I wish I loved you

Granted, but then everyone gets jealous and mobs you for it. I wish you were mine.

Granted, you start feeling warm, and sleepy, and everyone around you is shivering and bothering you trying to keep you awake, and you just wish they would stop because you're ...