Pundit

Granted. Your entire family is now together. Including all the dead people. You are locked in with no way out and a bunch of rotting corpses, with nothing to eat ...

Unfortunately, as soon as she got out, Godzilla promptly ate her again.

Granted-Now you have about a thousand miniature suns floating around in your room, so your house caught on fire and everything in it is destroyed(none of your amily escaped, nor ...

One-eye said to one with two, "I have one more eye than you." Two-eye said, “How can that be? One eye there is all I see!” “What you see and ...

can I join?

The stars are watching in the night. Which is which? How many? How bright? I see them, but they're far--too far. Too far to see, except the light. The sun ...

Granted, but you're now a celebrity, and have no privacy whatsoever. You have to fight just to get them out of the bathroom. I wish that gyftds drseaaaw AWRESDFYU HBJKIOK ...

I came in through the Penguin club room. The penguins are sneaky little things, and there was a secret passage in there. but they keep it very cold. I left ...

Name: James/Pundit Appearance:oh.....around 6 feet tall, 165 pounds, slightly chubby, dark hair, brown/hazel eyes Likes: fantasy/scifi, elemental-type things, the weird and wacky (he has an odd liking

Oh, so you think that you are more of a warrior princess than Xena. also, I did look it up beforehand, and I liked the implications.

Well, I have read quite a bit of Piers Anthony(especially Golem in the Gears ), and I was in a punnish mood. I came up with pundit as a combination ...

Granted, but now you have three. I wish no one had ever invented God, or the bible.

Granted, but the only person who buys them is the most embarrasing person in your family, and they buy them all. I wish Jesus/God would stop stalking people(seriously, He is ...

Granted, but they don't. You go home crying. I wish nuclear physics were never developed.

banned for being prejudiced against sexist people.