Pundit

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Granted. Now you can sing wonderfully, but you are extremely ugly, so they have you sing and another girl lip-sinc. I wish Iiscraftywriter had a llama to save her in ...

Granted. Now you're in Chile, taking part in Lewis Dodgson's rabies vaccine test. You'd be better off taking your chances with the opossum. I wish everyone in the world was ...

Fortunately, the city had been evacuated beforehand.

(unfortunately they taste like computer monitor and Windex) Granted- now it's broken. I wish that I had a pet ankylosaurus.

Granted. You could have, but you still don't. I wish Iisacraftywriter got chocolates for Valentine's Day.

granted, now you have a staph infection(Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus ) I wish I would see a 'C' on someone's hand.

Granted, but now they're ridiculously unridiculous. I wish I knew.

Name: Gruth Orkan Ssuulis Numa Numa Haddis Kistro Mortasmera (he also goes as death[he is death]) Age: he goes as seventeen Gender male Personality: he likes killing people Appearance: he ...

Granted, now you're in a coma. I wish for the person who corrupts this wish to not have their wish corrupted.

Unfortunately, Robocop secretly liked the kiss.

Granted, but they are very delicate. You crush them by riding them. Soon they are extinct. I wish for this wish to be cruelly corrupted. :twisted:

Granted, but you procrastinate all the time away, until you have none left

Fortunately, there is no water to add to the pie mix.

Fortunately, there was no lemon meringue pie around.