Pundit

I'd like to join.

You get a batman/joker slash fanfiction. *inserts self-written fanfiction manuscript prominently featuring a "gary stu"*

You get tentacle porn. *inserts chocolate coin*

You break Planck's Constant. *inserts severed head*

You get a locked thread. *inserts squee!*

Unfortunately it was a placebo

You get broken hapes and shattered dreams. *inserts coin*

How about a spell to let me walk through walls.

Fortunately, TriSARAHtops revived it.

Professor Quirrel?

I yam what I yam.

Lilo and stitch "Is he gone?" "All except the tail."

You Were Always On My Mind - Willie Nelson Wait, what was the question again?

Wait, WHERE is the character profile?

Compass - happens to have a lense on it Knife - duh, use it to make anything (read tunnel in the sky) Life raft - duh, plus it has the ...