Pundit

Norse mythology. Yggdrasil is the world tree. I wish that, by slaying Yggdrasil, you cause Ragnarok.

You get a falling chandelier. *inserts coin*

Granted, but they don't work right. That's what you get for ordering from Acme. I wish you and everyone you saved from Nidhoggr were still trapped in the roots of ...

I wish that everyone who didn't leave a wish got dragged to Hel and eaten by Nidhoggr.

Granted, but they make it with real cocaine. I wish I had a soul.

You get the missing e for your 'som e where' *inserts Cuban missile crisis*

You get a chocolate moose. *inserts human skull*

Granted. Now they're dead. I wish for it to be always winter but never Christmas.

You get Timothy Leary's Glasses! *Inserts Septim*

Granted, but they're so proud of themselves for it that they refuse to allow you to destroy their good work by dirtying them again. I wish for the world to ...

You get 1 yen! *inserts 1 yen*

You get 100 yen! *inserts 100 yen*

~Heehee, what would your character do if they were locked in a closet with Pedobear? (NO WEAPONS)~ What's a Pedobear? Alice, How He Promised and How He Lied I froze ...

You get a mongoose! *Inserts elephant( :elephant:)*

Granted, but a vermivorous cone snail injects its venom into you when you try to stop it from eating your nudibranch. I wish Lumi had a wall.