Pundit

Granted, but it is a terrible corruption. I wish I had a watermelon.

Granted, but you run out of thyme. I wish I had more thyme.

Unfortunately, he managed to eat the remains.

Unfortunately, the invisible giraffe didn't chew Oblivion well enough, and Oblivion manages to cut Its way out of it with the runners from It's sled.

Unfortunately it is an invisible giraffe, so the null-monkey can still see you.

Unfortunately, it is a null-monkey, allied with Oblivion, so as soon as it recovers, it starts chasing you too.

You get a Mayan! *inserts calendar*

*Yours should be unfortunately* Fortunately, it was too small.

Granted, but you can't fall asleep. I wish I was the eggman.

Fortunately, Oblivion didn't have snowshoes.

Granted. They're implosive. I wish I was the walrus.

Fortunately the reason it stopped raining is that it started snowing, which is even worse than rain for Oblivion.

Unfortunately, Oblivion has a ratcheting wrench, and smacks Time upside the face with it.

Unfortunately he doesn't quite get the powers either.

Unfortunately, the bristles rubbed against Time's teeth as it was swallowed, which qualifies as using it.