Pundit

Granted. It's the size of a postage stamp. I wish I wrested control of charcoalspacewolfman's country away from him.

Fortunately they still listen to her and no longer desire her flesh.

Granted. Stan is the male otter drag queen, and institutes all of the same practices. I wish charcoalspacewolfman was a mindless zombie of Stan, too.

Granted, but it's the size of your finger. I wish we all came back as the mindless minions of the Muskrat king.

Fortunately they replace it with one of their own.

Fortunately zombies prefer strawberry smoothies to Monki flesh, so they manage to come to an agreement.

Granted but then he grows paranoid and kills them. I wish I hadn't already died of poisoned donut so that I could be killed by him along with you.

Granted, but they're poisoned. I wish he gave out antidotes to his trusted few, of which I am one and you are not.

Granted, but the wife is really a male otter drag queen. I wish the muskrat had feasts everyday.

Fortunately Monki steps up as the zombie leader once again.

Granted, but you can't find it. I wish my evil penguin conquered the world.

Granted, but it's all blanks. I wish I had an evil penguin.

Granted, but that is all the money you have. I wish charcoalspacewolfman had Panda cheese.

a guy

Granted, but you're blind. I wish I could see.