Pundit

You get a bottle of machine cleaner. *inserts cockroach*

Granted, as a freak of nature you are subject to torment, ridicule and sub-par food service. I wish I had a balloon.

You get Prince Apricot! *inserts Lord Orange*

Granted, but tomorrow the world ends. I wish I would live forever.

Granted, but you mistake rat poison for sugar and you all end up dead. I wish I had my mustache back.

Granted, but Wednesday is also Execution Night, and you're next. I wish Stan had a mustache.

Unfortunately that means that it is unimpeded as consumes the storybook forums. It has already eaten all the literary forums.

Granted. Now you have no hair. I wish I could stop human cruelty.

Granted, but it will never stop chewing things up. I wish I had a giant kvicka.

Unfortunatley a giant kvicka starts eating all of YWS.

Granted. Now she starts ragging on you about you being naked. I wish chocolate was carcinogenic.

Fortunately Nate tells them.

Unfortunately, that means that they won't eat the users. They will still eats the forums, ect.

Unfortunately, Monki is leading them on a wild rampage to eat all of YWS !

Granted, but you can't find it. I wish charcoalspacewolfman and Jenthura would take over all these word forums.