Pundit

I wish charcoalspacewolfman had wished a wish of wishful wishes that I now have to wish I could corrupt.

Granted. Your soul is immortal, and so is everyone elses. You just keep getting reborn after you die. I wish I had a moonbear to ride. :(

I wish I found a huge dinosaur in the backyard. Granted. You're now acquainted with the inside of the dinosaur's stomach. Lost World of Jurassic Park , anyone? Granted. Now ...

8.5/13 First two are okay. the third is one of the only instances of advertizing I can condone.

So. lilymoore made a topic for Firearris who made a topic for Lava & Azila who made topics for Snoink and Jabberhut, respectively. Therefore, she is awesome(the associative property of ...

Granted, but God reaches out and saves us. Then, as an afterthought, blots you out of existence with his thumb. I wish I knew how to tie a tie.

**DISLIKE** It is wrong to celebrate anyone's death. I don't care who they are or what they did. It is an act of hate. Searria H has a point. When ...

Granted. You finish it, but, on your way to school, a man puts a gun against your head and says, "Your homework or your life." I wish I had an ...

Victory shall be had upun the Morrow! Rally the Puns!

Unfortunately when he came back, pundit also came back.

Name-Tyler Age- 19 Appearance- No one liners. Pictures help, too. Personality- No one liners, again. Brief History- No one liners Talents- Excellent hearing, electroreception Flaws- Up For Love? Other

Fortunately, since charcoalspacewolfman is Anubis, God of death, when he commits suicide, he drags himself to the afterlife and refuses to come back, which means no one dies ever again.

Granted, but you now have the irresistible compulsion to correct everybody all the time, and so are shunned from society since no one likes a know-it-all, and you are a ...

Granted. Now it is "Over 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 words." I wish I was right.

Fortunately that wielder was charcoalspacewolfman, and he had no idea how to defeat the sword. :twisted: