Pundit

Granted, but that means you die fifteen hours before everyone else. I wish I was fifteen hours behind the rest of the world

*EDITED 3 * hope it's okay Name: Stephen Valentine Age: 19 Race: Witch Appearance: Personality: He is well trained, but he has never before been on an actual mission. He ...

Granted, but he overthrows the government and eats your boyfriend(or girlfriend). I wish I was a llama with a hat.

Granted. You don't have a cake, you just have frosting in the shape of a cake. I wish I had an axle.

Granted, but now it is no longer a Broadway production, it is real life. Have fun with "The Night that Made America Famous," based off his previous song, "What Made ...

Granted. You get a hundred wishes, but you cannot use them; you can only grant them to others. I wish I didn't have a shadow.

*twitch*

You get Skins ! *Inserts YWS*

Granted. You get a birthday Eva Peron. Your birthday party is overrun by Argentinians, and you get completely forgotten. I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener.

Stick one on your computer so you see it every time you come to get on YWS.

16x/(19yz^2)^(1/3)

Granted, but I start a revolution, turning Oz into a totalitarian communistic state, and order the death of anyone else who comes. I wish the next person came into Oz ...

Granted, but I die at 23. I wish the person below me had a very long life, with many conflicts, and at the end of it had a much better ...

π/e^(i*pi)+1 simplify it and you'll understand I like it.

Granted. It's a giant fish and it eats you. I wish I was a termite!