Pundit

Granted, you wish you had to drink a gallon of cow urine. I wish I had another exam.

You get an origami dragon. *inserts sword*

You get to see the invisible! *inserts impossibilities*

You get mämmi! *inserts dragon*

Granted. You get "inspired" by Suzanne Collins' Hunger Games trilogy, and lose $3,000,000 in a copyright lawsuit. I wish I had used the pansy on the hippy instead of letting ...

Granted, but then you get a fighter jet,and it WON'T FIT. I wish I had a purple love pansy.

Right now is in between the past and the future. Why doesn't time exist?

Fortunately, the ninja cookie monster was there to eat them.

*kinky. are they fuzzy?*

Granted, it's stolen and you end up going to jail over it. I wish I still had BhmT

Fortunately all the people on the spaceship got caught in the teleportation spell and got transported to Hybras as well.

Animekaratepup has written something that I would like to put as a companion piece: Why am I a Christian?

I like it. This shows the better side of religion.

Granted, but you can only use them in the order which you originally read them, making it nearly impossible for you to use words like fraught. I wish I could ...

Unfortunately they decided to incinerate the warlock as well.