Pompadour

Japan, because that's where the technology is and I'll just build myself a teleportation device so I could go to Germany too. :P Would you rather wear a sparkly pink ...

the tomato was actually a walrus in a tomato suit and he became my mentor in the art of dressing-up-like-fruits-people-thought-were-vegetables so we could...

You spent a day living inside a Math textbook, eventually went insane and committed suicide by stabbing yourself with a poor, unsuspecting quadratic formula. Said quadratic formula also died of ...

Unfortunately, a giant nacho dancing around your room wearing a sombrero convinces you otherwise.

PurpleTulipPasta2.0! On a side note... stop the door pumping, people. It's against the Knob Laws clause number 1750 by Vermann Heiderstein. ( Don't look it up. :P)

hitched a ride on a portal to Mars and burped rainbows...

decided to turn into a leprechaun and shot cacti through...

MY SPOT! I'll write something as soon as exams are over with. :D

ThrowThatYouPieface

...a thermometer painted gold and dipped in apple sauce...

"Yer puny." What shouldn't you say to a cartwheeling psychotic clown?

Hoolahooping with teletubbies, they'll never let you stop. Teletubbies: "Again, again!" Me: "Back! Stay back ye blobs of colour with wired intestines!" *brandishes liquorice stick painted orange* Oh,

Wall dance because rain dance is too mainstream. Would you rather be a polar bear with webbed feet or an orangutan that bleeds chocolate in the sun?

Doesn't that mean we're all crazy here and scientists are just plain sadistic?

Hawaii and coconuts