Pompadour

Why don't we talk about triangles? Specifically chocolate-flavoured pizza?

Jump from the roof. Because that would definitely be killing boredom in the most literal way possible.

TakeThatYouFryingPan

Tattled to the king of Mars concerning the welfare of the cotton-candy people who started a revolution by...

If procrastination were to be defined, then wouldn't we be defining our being? And isnt that something that is difficult to define?

Lost

Anything that's Owl City.

Nope. I'm asian. Why does everyone think I'm blonde? Its weird. Not being blonde I mean, but the fact that everyone thinks that I'm blonde and... well, never mind. So.. ...

Big blue eyes and purple feathers. I have a sneaking suspicion you're blonde.

You have blue hair. I dont know why, but its a gut feeling.

The Zatter Thats Zolen+Hatter meshed together if you were wondering.

"I'm the target. Bet you can't get me!" What shouldn't you say to a gorilla that appears to think humans are the new banana-split?

I am the best because I don't need to give a reason for my bestishness.

hocus pocus pudding and pie torpedo that had sharks for wheels and raced towards us like...

When you stalk up to your best friend and say: "Heck, my real friends don't know my name, who I am, what I look like or what school I attend. ...