Pompadour

"I thought the guy in the coffin was meant to be the dead one here." What shouldn't you say to a claustrophobic amoeba?

T-REX, HANDS DOWN. Would you rather be a table or a chair?

Banned for the sake of banning everyone who refuses to be banned no matter how many times I ban them for not being banned, and then banning me back. They ...

Kittens and puppies. I don't want an angry mob after me. Would you rather be a cyclops or a shark with titanium-teeth and flapperbenders?

"Don't listen to them adults. There are monsters under your bed and in your closet and behind your door. There's death in darkness. And -- there's a monster inside you. ...

Banned because that wasn't much to read.

Banned because I have monstrous eyebrows. Bahaha. :P

had magic high-heels that started dancing clickety-clack on my face so I had to...

"I know how everyone feels. My dog died a year ago." Pah. I couldn't think of anything better. :P What shouldn't you say to a pickle-sandwich?

Why don't we all just agree on the fact that the media shows stuff that isn't meant for er, minor audiences to watch and therefore places sensor bans on? But ...

But m'dear Zolen, there are. Iceland on Neptune is famous for its death cats that spears you to death at the sleigh of my hand. Actually, there are no agitated ...

This is so funny, I think I cracked a rib from laughing too hard. XD

Banned because I spent an entire one minute staring at your avvie and then laughing like a maniac. >.

Unfortunately, the zombies dissolved in a giant cup of tea.

Banned because I want a ban hammer!!