Pompadour

-93

Banned because heck, everyone's a stalker here.

For assuming you're awesome.

He's a cannibalistic mutant rat who likes to eat cat's presents.

XBox. The PS4's glitchy, trust me. *pretends not to be a video-game nerd. Fails despicably.* Would you rather float from the sky with a blue umbrella (Mary Poppins style) or ...

Rubbish

Opera

-87 *evil, maniacal laughter* We're winning... I think.

You turned into a Pikachu flying in the sky, realized that Pikachu can't fly and fell to your doom. DUN DUN DUN.

...Babbage.

Yep, unless I'm in a daze and someone snatches it away. That just leads to a great big mess and an uncalled for food fight. TUBM lives in a house ...

-79

For not providing evidence that fish can talk.

Japan, because that's where the technology is and I'll just build myself a teleportation device so I could go to Germany too. :P Would you rather wear a sparkly pink ...

the tomato was actually a walrus in a tomato suit and he became my mentor in the art of dressing-up-like-fruits-people-thought-were-vegetables so we could...