Pompadour

There was ice-cream man, Oh-noes he turns into iguana; big and fat and also little. He turns to me, cheesy grin,eh? And say: "Lettuce go to cabbage land!" But I ...

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For being obsessed with musical numbers.

Banned because hey, where's the musical number to my crisis?

For using the words "slime" and "green" together.

You can have the pie. I think it's probably gone bad by now. Also, I have a replacement. *whips out Mr. Pie the second*

enoughwiththepinkosity

Fade, they tell me, You're not meant to be. The tears sting my eyes, burning like coals that blacken my irises and paint them red. Black holes cascade through my ...

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I can feel the world falling, but it's not falling for me, I can hear the clouds rattle,their jarring symphony. These emerald eyelids just flutter and quake, and my heart ...

Longusernamesaretrending NO! THE PINK BURNS! Gaaah! :shock:

Banned for changing the topic. I'm having a crisis here!

Maybe the whole world is under the delusion that it's sadistic?

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