Pompadour

Don't you think pizza is actually an acronym for Pathetically innovative zesty zebra anchovies or something?

For having a username I can't pronounce.

Math

So are you suggesting all cool people are stalkers?

Nice Phineas and Ferb reference. It was a Phineas and Ferb reference, right?

Bother

People think I'm just an awkwardly tall fourteen-year old, so when I turn to them and say: "I'm sixteen," they look like I've just told them I blew Mars up ...

I'd really appreciate it if you could review my poem: Thanks so much!

I'd really appreciate it if you could review my poem: "Seas within shells." Thank you so much!

Unfortunately, everyone at the hospital has turned into teenage mutant ninja turtles.

how very original of you

Unfortunately, the nacho has returned and has drenched your favourite t-shirt in cheese.

Nice complimenting skills.

WeeIrishWerewolf

Gosh, you know what? We should have our own TV show and call it: The epic Pie wars. The originality is just tangible . =')