Pompadour

"I'm the target. Bet you can't get me!" What shouldn't you say to a gorilla that appears to think humans are the new banana-split?

Banned because I'm very sensitive about my robotic arm.

I am the best because I don't need to give a reason for my bestishness.

I think I'm drugged. Why am I posting here? Who am I? Why did I put my coat in the oven? *falls asleep* The last word was in my coat ...

No, it freezes my insides and makes me feel empty. I swear my teeth shiver. TUBM has frequent fits of insomnia.

hocus pocus pudding and pie torpedo that had sharks for wheels and raced towards us like...

When you stalk up to your best friend and say: "Heck, my real friends don't know my name, who I am, what I look like or what school I attend. ...

RememberedPomegranate

-11 NOOOOO

Banned for not revealing your hard-core feminist side before.

Whoa. I just thought my eyes broke or something. This is so freaking awesome!

the jellybeans created a death-ray we used to...

Banned because I assassinated the NerdKing yesterday, and it wasn't you.

No. I inhale it. There's a difference. TUBM is addicted to coffee.

Er... Angry? *hides*