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44 It's Calvin as Stupendous Man, if I recall correctly. And I have a black-belt in the art of fruit-karate. Hyah! *jabs at screen and falls over* Oof. Fine, but ...

47 Oops, I meant: 48

48 @AlexSushiDog I'm laughing so bad I think the cat just glared at me. Pfftwahahaha. @timmyjake Ninja-osity is a cooler word. As is pretteople. But I don't think either word ...

Jump from the roof. Because that would definitely be killing boredom in the most literal way possible.

TakeThatYouFryingPan

46 Beware my ninja...ness. Er, ninja's can be 5"4' right? Because I didn't see a "You have to be this tall to stab" sign anywhere.

46 I'll go sharpen my claws. Bwahahaha. I need to warn you though, @timmyjake that I'm actually a short grizzly, so I'll be going for the swift and silent approach ...

50 Heyho and ready for battle!

It's a balloon, not bubble gum. And I bet your popping device wasnt long enough to reach the stars. :P

Tattled to the king of Mars concerning the welfare of the cotton-candy people who started a revolution by...

If procrastination were to be defined, then wouldn't we be defining our being? And isnt that something that is difficult to define?

Banned because I can sew simple stitches, and I can just paste together a bunch of stuff to make myself a costume instead. How did you know I can't sew? ...

Well, I hid the last word on a helium balloon and it is currently dawdling in-between the stars. So, ha!

I cry every time Fred dies in Harry Potter, immediately abandon the book and turn to part one. I avoid those few pages as much as possible. Call me obsessed, ...

I am trained in the jitsu art of syrup-swimming. Indeed a very sticky past-time to pursue.