Pompadour

107 @timmyjake Harry Potter would never betray me. We're best buddies. *Harry Potter sends a bat-bogey hex flying at timmyjake who is unable to dodge said attack and dives into ...

74 *dives into a rabbit hole and whistles for pet tyrannosaurus rex that chases @timmyjake to Kilimanjaro*

68 *eats gummy bears and squirts hot chocolate everywhere* @timmyjake

66 Oh, please @timmyjake . I just haven't slept in a while was all. Maybe I'm actually a super hero with a secret identity who needed a break, huh? But ...

65 *cracks knuckles* @timmyjake , I wasn't well. But I still won that last battle! :D Bwahahaha

I don't like that particular form of endearment. It angers the feminist within me.

Who is the grey sheep?

48

Banned because I am Hungary. And that was not a typo.

Soup. =3

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45 *Casts spell that reverts Dobby to Pompadour and snatches chocolate bar from @timmyjake and rides into the tidal waves of marshmallow meteors and cake, the whereabouts of which are ...

42 *turns into Dobby and apparates, leaving a trail of misty marshmallows in her wake.* *@timmyjake looks around, bewildered, and gets eaten by a giant chocolate bar*

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43 *pops @timmyjake 's dream bubble and snaps a picture as he emerges from the lake with seaweed forming a wig on his head. Laughs and then hides in ninja-fortress*