Pompadour

T-REX, HANDS DOWN. Would you rather be a table or a chair?

Banned for the sake of banning everyone who refuses to be banned no matter how many times I ban them for not being banned, and then banning me back. They ...

Kittens and puppies. I don't want an angry mob after me. Would you rather be a cyclops or a shark with titanium-teeth and flapperbenders?

Free

"Don't listen to them adults. There are monsters under your bed and in your closet and behind your door. There's death in darkness. And -- there's a monster inside you. ...

Banned because that wasn't much to read.

Some day. *raises arms to the sky dramatically* SOME DAY! TUBM is captivated by the knowledge that there is infinite knowledge for us to coax into our wee wittle minds.

Until. Until. There's a snake in the sky, fizzing bubbles sing slow. Go low. WIN WIN!

-373

Banned because I have monstrous eyebrows. Bahaha. :P

-361

Irish

had magic high-heels that started dancing clickety-clack on my face so I had to...

"I know how everyone feels. My dog died a year ago." Pah. I couldn't think of anything better. :P What shouldn't you say to a pickle-sandwich?

-360 Pahaha. The boys are losing. The boy are losiiiing! :P