Pompadour

cartwheeled into a ball of flame, so you decided...

Fortunately, the pigeons are still alive. As is the poop.

Bahamas. Hawaii is overrated. WYR be able to fly into an elipsoid planet of gas and barnacle-bananas or swim into the depths of the potato-luncheon-savanna?

Banned because if all matter tastes amazing, then that would mean that we matter and are therefore amazing as well. Eh, puns.

Which means "Not this year, no." Unless there are five posts per day without fail, in which case it would take around two and a half months for it to ...

"BananaNANANANANANANANA SPLIT!" What shouldn't you say to a catatonic mushroom?

Are you mocking me? I think yes. TUBM likes pudding.

-375 @Holysocks

-378 You guys aren't going to win this time!! @Cheetah @Holysocks @Inkpot @Deanie @AlmondEyes @fortis @ConverseFireGirl

I actually have a list of books I read but didn't like. I wouldn't say they're terrible, exactly, but I think I'm inclined towards my own opinion. North and South ...

"Well. You're busted, little roun' man." What shouldn't you say to a gorilla with pancakes for hands?

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Banned because gray matter actually tastes better than white matter.

-377

"I thought the guy in the coffin was meant to be the dead one here." What shouldn't you say to a claustrophobic amoeba?