Pilot

Fortunately, your roommate in jail is Houdini.

I sentence you, lili024, for typing "till" instead of "until" or " 'till. " I sentence you to a month, two weeks, four days, 17 hours, and 42 minutes of ...

Victory is an untamable beast, an achievement so elusive it is nigh on intangible... at least for all you guys, not for me! Oh look, that man over there has ...

Why does... it, matter? xD

What would you gain that is valuable from that? Hm? HM? :D

Hey, that's actually pretty cool! I like the angle of perspective, it add character. Great job. I don't know if you remember me from the chat, but hey, it's me, ...

During the day, I have no real preferences. However, I can't fall asleep at night in pure silence. I keep my fan on regardless of the temperature for the ambient ...

Veltra walked up next to Smaug, and squinted. He saw nothing. He unsheathed the long narrow sword from it's leather casing on his back. He swung it around a couple ...

What would you gain from that?

"Come on baby it's time to go, We're headin' to the mall girl don't be nervous, No shoes no shirt, and I still get service." ~ Sexy and I Know ...

I actually was a hater, until I watched it on FX. It was on so I said, "Hey I'm gonna watch it so I have stuff to use against the ...

Yes, of course! We haven't started yet, so the more the merrier!

Ryder stepped through the doorway, and listened to the ringing of the small bell fastened above the door's frame. He straightened his Mets cap, looked around, then walked forwards into ...

Winner.

Banned for having the day of my brother's birthdate in your username.