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  • Archive Re: Post Office

    Dear Juliette, How is my most beloved cousin? You know that my move here has been fraught with difficulty - who would have thought there were so many attractive men ...

    Sep 11, 2015
  • Archive Re: Post Office

    Dear Mum, I feel as though it has been months since we last spoke, though I know it has only been three weeks at the very least. Aunt Louisa has ...

    Aug 16, 2015
  • Archive Re: Post Office

    You walk down the street, fingers curling around the small parcel and attached letter, desperate to get it to the Post Office on time. Up ahead you see the building ...

    Aug 16, 2015
  • Archive Re: The Truth Between Us

    Details It is later that I remember the water clinging to my knees in that awful pond. Only it wasn't awful and the gritty shore felt smooth against my toes. ...

    Feb 11, 2014
  • Archive Re: The Truth Between Us

    I wonder about the smooth kevlar of your chest - how armoured you are against this world, though I know it not as a place of thorns and spite. Think ...

    Sep 22, 2013
  • Archive Re: The Truth Between Us

    Never Said it Back I said - didn't have to say it like it meant something; only open the mouth like the tongue does not rub always against the roof ...

    Sep 17, 2013
  • Archive Re: The Truth Between Us

    what tonight i dreamt tomorrow i wake up tomorrow i wake up tomorrow i wake up and everything is different, your face floating inches from mine, and it is a ...

    Sep 10, 2013
  • Archive Re: The Truth Between Us

    on the bank do you think we sink or swim? nails bitten to blood, the hum of two hearts becoming synch, do you think we are hollow and buoyant or ...

    Sep 6, 2013
  • Archive Re: The Truth Between Us

    You and Your, Me and Mine Something about Summer and the way your hand pressed hot against my nape, lips close to the curve of ear and whisper, that exhale ...

    Sep 6, 2013
  • Archive Re: The Truth Between Us

    Did you know him well? I curl myself inward along the cool wall of your bedroom, dark from last night and the night before. There are repetitions here, where I ...

    Sep 4, 2013
  • Archive Re: The Truth Between Us

    You Tell Me I have begun to pray to those ancient gods, slipping my hands together and pressing until the tips are white. I ask for small things amid the ...

    Aug 28, 2013
  • Archive Re: YWS Invades Russia

    I propose our Southern Forces move directly toward Irkutsk, using this as a central point for their defence. Taking the city as a hold will give them a strong base. ...

    Aug 17, 2011
  • Archive Re: YWS Invades Russia

    I propose our Southern Forces move directly toward Irkutsk, using this as a central point for their defence. Taking the city as a hold will give them a strong base. ...

    Aug 17, 2011
  • Archive Re: YWS Invades Russia

    Name: Genisi Petrovichi codename Rose Rank: Captain Specialisation: Interrogation and espionage Favourite Colour: Dark Red Location: Eastern Front Cover: Secretary born in Vladivostok, recently return

    Aug 16, 2011
  • Archive Re: The Twin Terror: A Storybook Created by Snoink and Grif

    Kandi Hart Kandi strode through the lightweight curtains and onto the cement balcony. On the thirty-fifth floor, she had an excellent view over the morning city, red rimmed and orange ...

    Sep 9, 2010


Teach a man to fish, he eats for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, you eat for a day. He's a grown man. Fishing's not that hard.
— Ron Swanson (Parks and Rec)