PenguinAttack

I don't really trust science. I mean, have you ever had a lumber puncture (aka spinal tap)? that stuff is frigging scary, terrifyingly so. One accidental move and BANG! paralysed. ...

You forget, I used to be a christian. < I didn't forget. I didn't know or care. Still don’t! :) If the select beliefs of those discussing things don't matter ...

My life doesn't revolve around science, thank all that is good and glittery. It also doesn't revolve around religion or maths or elephants (elephants are mad cool though). It revolves ...

41,700 apparently. I feel like I don't know that many though. =/

Oh man, Jack. That gif makes my heart so sad, I totally watched that documentary before he became a raptor! Also, I hope I can be around enough for this. ...

I have fought my way to the castle beyond the goblin city-owait. It is a hard, thorny world out there and one must prepare to face boars, boas and beasts! ...

Who needs a club when the one thread works beautifully?!

Before the end I was busy yachting, you cut my cruise short! ;)

WHY, HANNAH, I AM EVER SO GLAD THAT YOU ARE THE ONLY THREAT WHICH IS THREATENING THIS GROUP OF THREATENED INDIVIDUALS. YES.

Shhh no shhhh. No one can see me shhhh.

My brain feels like this:

No joke, the washing machine steals my socks. That is too much salt

Hark, doth mine fine eye deceive me, or is that Shrubbery I see? I have caught it in mine hot little hand and crushed the roots. Now to crush the ...

Actually, all of the tales of epic adventure, writ down by scribes who follow such knightly Knights on their duties, are KothGR markers of excellence and daring. Fans do not ...

All the bills, all of the time! You don't make friends with salad