PenguinAttack

To battle, to arms! Fetch me my horse! 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. Horse Acquired: "Buttercup"

Head wounds bleed all over my jerkin. 21. 22. 23. Found a boar (killed it) 24. 25. Helmet Acquired: "Thunder"

My poetry for a shield! 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. Shield Acquired: "Rose"

By my honour I will defend the crown and her glorious peoples with my life, limb and attitude. And soon, a sword! 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. Sword Acquired: "Thorn"

On Saturday the Second of February, Squire Attack, Penguin reported for duty. May I forever pledge my service to the crown. 1. On my way 2. To grannies house 3. ...

The Trophy Room lies just beyond the grand staircase, huddled almost sneakily behind the mahogany doors. It is true, the Knights have no need for bragging of their bravery and ...

Knighthood Acquired: February the Second, 2013

Only males eat cereal, obvs. Women just MAKE the food.

Locked for duplication. If anyone wishes to discuss this, feel free to head to the link Rubric's posted.

Cleared up this one: So we are left looking like this; -- needs 1 reviews -- needs 1 review -- needs 1 reviews -- needs 1 review Total Reviews Remaining: ...

Cause I love you guys:

This is unrelated but: OMG I read that book recently and like almost none of that stuff is in there and that's horrifying. D: The book disturbed me, but whoa.

Cleared:

Ladies and gentlemen, I'll thank you to avoid personal remarks and antagonism in the Serious Discussion & Debate forum. I know this topic is heated but let's try and keep ...

Knight Attack bows evenly toward Knight Louis and begs forgiveness. 'Twas true that her mad dash did pass many of the kind and beauteous villages across the way. Having returned ...