PenguinAttack

It's been long enough that I find this lolable rather than D: The Penguin! So clearly time to boost!

^ Whoa. I neither research or have set plots. I just leap in with a word and run from there.

Hi Lion! We're in the middle of a wavy period regarding bugs, we have no one to fix them. Don't worry, we're working on it!

Some books should just not be taught in schools. #supportsubjectivebanning.

lol, how is dissecting a baby pig any better than dissecting a cat? Cats, by the way, are often feral and overtake a native population.

Hey there, I'm sorry I've taken so long to get to this! I'm only looking at this first chapter here so all my comments will be centred on your writing ...

Hello Courtlyn, It is epically long since you asked me for a review. Almost an entire month since then, in fact. A lot of that is because I found your ...

MrM! This makes me very happy to see, I don’t know how to tell you. I feel like this is much better than whatever must have come before it. There’s ...

Hey Irene! Welcome to the site, I am sure you'll find a lot of avid readers here for all of your fiction. It's excellent that your teacher introduced you to ...

Hey Jazzeh! Section by section to begin with: i. < “Some” is completely awkward here. Use “a”, it gives the definition your poems needs on a base level. Don’t be ...

Hey there, Benway. I skimmed down the usernames on your reviews so I know you’ve probably got a lot of constructive stuff going on. I haven’t read what they’ve said, ...

Hullo there, I'm sorry it's taken me so long to get to this, although it seems you have a plethora of very helpful, very well chosen reviewers who have given ...

Hey Moro, I’m here to look at this as asked (and expected, I think) but I’m pretty sure now you already know what I’m going to say about this. There ...

MrM, I think the YWS will soon consider my reviews scathing and unkind if people keep posting these kinds of poems for me to review. What have you given me ...

Man. I really was intending to call in for the last one, but I didn't because I'm lame. I'll miss this one too, probably, as I'll be in the midst ...