PenguinAttack

I'm actually super pleased that the Flesch-Kincaid is at 15, cause that's our main aim. Although my degree might disagree with my writing skill if they saw that.xD

Hannah told me to take a picture, so I did!

I hereby claim the badge of the fellows in arms for tearing the beast out from Knight Hannah's chapter and throwing it back to the dank mist of the 0 ...

Oh. My. God. I forgot. :( Hate me.

Is everyone having fun? I'm having fun! :D

Squire Attack, Penguin reporting for duty, ma'am. May I pledge my service to the crown. 1. On my way 2. To grannies house 3. There lay a beastie in wait ...

Grass and bark sink gently into the mud and rise quickly in the rapid pools by the gutter, even these smell like summer rain, the thin weight of scent carrying ...

Obvs. I'm gonna take all them Titans down, cause I'm not a Titan, I'm only half a god.

Eloping looked so fine, even from so far, far away. Eleven times we tried, engaging all our friends in talk ending in tragedy, everyone knew he left me eating cake ...

People present pathetic pretenses; penetrating pneumonia prevents presents. Quails quake, quenched quinces quickly quelled. Renegades relish religious ruminations, remembering real royalty righteously

My thunder pulses by my neck and in the crook of my arm, cool power clustering and shooting angle pains into my organs, they light like skies, struck blind by ...

Jealous jackalopes jump judicially, joining judges jokingly. Kindergarten koalas kindly keep kangaroo kimonos. Little lolly lovers leave long, loping licks. Many mice may manage meticulous metric meas

It hurts my heart to post this: Oh nice... lol. I quite liked that, and obviously look forward to the rest. As you know, if you can recall who I ...

Titans you say? You may call me PERSEUS!

I actually just thought I'd do my alliterations right through the alphabet for fun! Buuuut now you mention itttt. :D