PenguinAttack

Why don't pancakes come with nightcaps or vice (mostly vice) versa. Too many nights of steak and wine, so many mornings of cereal and milk, at three am I sit ...

Why don't pancakes come with nightcaps? Tea tastes like leaves

Animations are the only things which bring smiles to my lips. Lemons taste better in summer

The cool summer night blew against the trees, soft rustling echoing across the deep valley. Knight Attack was pitching her blankets against a large tree as the rustling increased to ...

Crawling through the muck of a low lying river, Knight Attack sighed with genuine sadness that she had not armour with which to defend her excellent limbs. Not moments ago, ...

Don't worry, my dearest Hannah, I fully expect you to rally. :D You wait for that final. Just wait.

Oh Veeren, I'm aiming for 50 at least, would you like to play with me? Challengeeees.

It's much more interesting to know I'm a solid 10 in front of Kyll at the moment. ;)

Knight Attack brought forth her weary body, collapsing with little grace on the side of a grassy knoll. Before her the horse masters danced with their charges, calling commands and ...

Isn't this beautiful?

For now~ Prepared to double these review counts? :D

Grandma says, there's nothing to planting trees in the morning, just smile, shift and grow. And so the soil under my nails is dark and smells like worms and leaves.

Valentine That great, bloody maw cracking in two, lips split wide and aching down to the collar bone. Again, he cries, come at me! And the world spins so slightly ...

I like letting you know I'm here, just out of reach (for now).

It was summer, a light rain covering the forest in a ripple. Not to be deterred from her quest, Knight Attack stalked her prey through the Green Room, slinking from ...