PenguinAttack

I'm a wicked witch of the east, yall.

I need funds for my renovations! 151. 152. 153. 154. 155. 156. 157. 158. 159. 160. 161. 162. 163. 164. 165. 166. 167. 168. 169. 170. 171. 172. 173. 174. ...

I have a mighty thirst but no cup! A Chalice for my chapped lips! 101. 102. 103. 104. 105. 106. 107. 108. 109. 110. 111. 112. 113. 114. 115. 116. ...

A noble needs a mark; A Coat of Arms is in order. 56. 57. Shrubbery 58. 59. 60. 61. 62. 63. 64. 65. 66. 67. 68. 69. 70. 80. 81. ...

How will I defend my honour in the games? A lance, I must have a lance! 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. 51. 52. 53. 54. 55. Lance Acquired: "Quake"

This jerkin is lovely but does so little for my heart. Armour, methinks. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. Full Armour Acquired: "Lightning"

To battle, to arms! Fetch me my horse! 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. Horse Acquired: "Buttercup"

Head wounds bleed all over my jerkin. 21. 22. 23. Found a boar (killed it) 24. 25. Helmet Acquired: "Thunder"

My poetry for a shield! 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. Shield Acquired: "Rose"

By my honour I will defend the crown and her glorious peoples with my life, limb and attitude. And soon, a sword! 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. Sword Acquired: "Thorn"

On Saturday the Second of February, Squire Attack, Penguin reported for duty. May I forever pledge my service to the crown. 1. On my way 2. To grannies house 3. ...

The Trophy Room lies just beyond the grand staircase, huddled almost sneakily behind the mahogany doors. It is true, the Knights have no need for bragging of their bravery and ...

Knighthood Acquired: February the Second, 2013

Only males eat cereal, obvs. Women just MAKE the food.

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