Stories!!!!!
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Flaming Delicious
Just a small story about an attempt to roast marshmallows indoors. Don't try this at home, as you will catch fire as well as the house. Enjoy!
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Presidential Pants Pandemonium
Dakota is sitting in a janitor's closet wearing a pair of oversized, dusty brown pants. There are sirens outside. This is his story.
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Laser Cat
A short story about a hapless waiter who witnesses an extremely terrifying but amazing occurrence. This involves a weird cat and disgusting stew.
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Laser Cat II: Flipped
The sequel to Laser Cat. This time, the story is told from the cat herself, Zing! You may want to read the first volume before you read this one.
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The Superswagyrainbowboomerizer 1017
Just a short story about those weird ads on the back of old comic books. Plus, pulling uninterested people into odd personal endeavors.
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Gone
Nobody wins in war, especially those you love. A boy tries to save everyone he loves, and ends up failing himself in the process.
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Tournament
The Triwizard Tournament as told by the Hungarian Horntail, when Hagrid shows Harry the drags, and the Chinese Fireball in its fight with Krum.
