Okuro

For having a username that starts with Z.

Life

You were abducted by aliens and used for experiments until your body could no longer take it.

Banned because you slept 4 days ago.

NelsonTheZolen

8/10 because of the "Sounds crazy, don't it?" The rest is well written and beautiful but the last part kills it.

She loved it when she saw what he had under his robes.

That awkward moment when you’re trying to get past someone and you keep stepping to the same side as them.