Okuro

How the heck did you know?! Are you stalking me? =.= TUBM is online.

Goku.

Ah, right. Would you rather go without technology for two weeks or only eat onions for a month.

Oh okay. Well that changes things, but my answer would still be the same. I'd rather shave off my skin than have all my joints broken. And I think it's ...

Saint Seiya: Knights of the Zodiac.

For still complaining about the letter Z thing.

(Battle axe. Always a battle axe.) You traveled back in time and appeared in the middle of the ocean. Luckily a boat rescued you, it was the titanic.

Ugh, I would love to say have all my joints broken, but realistically I would rather shave my arms and legs even though I loathe shaved arms.

For expecting someone to bow down to a letter.

Space

You're girlfriend beheaded you after you broke up with her.

Cape.

Books.

Cane

Famous for a day. I'm a horrible actor. Would you rather lick peanut butter off a hobos foot or hand?