NovaRose

YWS edition, hm? Well, that rules most of you out. Don't wanna get arrested, you know.

But if you don't try to convince others of the truthfulness of your beliefs (without forcing in any way), then you don't really believe that your religion is the only ...

No kidding. Actually, all I have left to say regarding religion is how sick I am of anti-religion. It's like no one thinks we should stand up for our beliefs ...

If you're Mormon, here's some great (and by great I mean bad) ones: "Hey, is the Spirit telling you what it's telling me?" "Any worthy man can be happy with ...

lol I get it!

" Avada Kedavra!" "Petrificus Totalus " (Aimed downward...) " Alohomora " (Also aimed downward...) " Wingardium Leviosa! Okay, now you won't crush me!" Okay, enough with the Harry Potter references...

OH MY GOSH WHO IS IT UNDER MY COVERS!!??? Oh wait, it's just me. The lump isn't there yet. Not until I'm married! O:)

"Aaaaaaauuuuugh! The aliens! They're he-" *dies as alien pops out of stomach* (Girl) "I have a penis." (My friend actually used this before hehe.) "Big Brother likes Hot Babes."

Hey, I was just there! Make sure to go on California Sceamin' if you go to California Adventure. And Big Thunder Mountain is still awesome you guys!

"6. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes." Just to let you know, proper English would eliminate that one. The second "dove" should be "dived." It's just that ...

How is it arrogant? We are more intelligent than any other creature and the only creatures able of civilization, etc. So why doesn't it make sense that humans were made ...

Bad mouthing Bush has become, like, America's new favorite past time. Heck, I like Bush and even I make fun of him. But really, I think that rumors, tabloids, and ...

Galatea, I understand your sentiment. But our religions are different, so that's probably why you react the way you do and I react so strongly in my way. As for ...

You realize of course that lyrically Slipknot is both more poetic and impossibly more evil sounding than anything rap or hip hoppihs, right? Also, R&B, Bobo? yeah, that's like Detiny's ...

I find it hard to believe that Donald Trump prays to himself, as self-absorbed as he is. But either way, I agree. Rebuilding the Twin Towers would be nothing more ...