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Nolan

  • Interview with a Hero

    A character study of sorts. Extremely perverted, and, in my opinion, pretty shitty. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. “Hold your goddamn panties! I’m coming,” he shouted. “Fuck off, as

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  • The Truth About Our World.

    If you’re looking for a fantastic adventure with magnificent creatures and wonderful knights in shining armor, then go away; you don’t belong here. On the other hand, if you’re looking ...

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  • Death by Love

    To be honest, I don't particularly care for it. Definitely not my best work. __________________________________________ He took her into his arms, staring into her light, almond shaped eyes, envelopin

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  • A Nail in the Butt Could Drive You Nuts

    This is intended to be the first part in a series of short stories. _____________________________________________ “Ummm...Daddy?” asked the little boy, making a low whistling noise as he blew his

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The thing about plummeting downhill at fifty miles an hour on a snack platter - if you realize it's a bad idea when you're halfway down, it's too late.
— Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune