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There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them. — J.K. Rowling

What is that? People bullying astronauts?

That confuses me. My brother won’t eat anything but chicken, sausage and macaroni with cheese on an ordinary basis. Even he’ll eat pineapple.

Interesting. They spelt one of the main character’s names wrong.

Lemon?

Mine too. It even tastes like pineapple!

I’m just long winded when it comes to writing. The opposite of me talking unless I’m explaining. I can’t explain in short.

I started doing that and found that it took too long. I review write for an hour… For two hours I can post…

I have sparkling pineapple flavoured water.

Cappuccino? Frozen?