NewHope

-250 (This seems like one-sided battle…)

You can't blame the writer for what the characters say. — Truman Capote

DCLXXIV

1295

You can't blame the writer for what the characters say. — GOAT!!!

Unfortunately, this was only temporary - he was lucky that the stranger hadn’t just sold him something that didn’t work at all - and so he became only a metaphor.

Thou lost sea vessel of pity!

-248

What a piece of work is a man! How noble in reason, how infinite in faculty, in form and moving how express and admirable, in action how like an angel, ...

Unfortunately, there was never a crow. (Am I forgetting something?)

DCLXXII

1293

What a piece of work is a man! — William Shakespeare

Oh my… does this have soya?

Thou bootless hasty-witted foot-licker!