NewHope

Eggs (laid by CHICKENS).

Dogs (stink).

b

How do you? I do moo. Oh quit whining Bessy. That's my cow. *Chuckles stupidly*

Ah, that sucks. Me and Queen Madrose were going to spam to page 100 in the first week. Imagine a version of this where you have to double post.

I get motion sickness if I read the road signs so I imagine I control a fireball that can only land on people, cars and grass. I've been doing the ...

Mock

Food… Yum!

Hm… Ham.

Found it!

Clicks subscribe. As soon as I find the subscribe button.

May the day’s sun spread its warmth across you.

Morrow my Queen. Hath you slept well? P.S. Dante was an amazing 13th-century poet. I’m reading Inferno, his 200 page poem.

Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don't. — Bill Nye (I know the ending of my book. Lol.)

Last one is a rotten egg!