NewHope

Cow. Oh. How I wish I had a whole herd. Just like the Boers.

*Hugs Namedy and asks what is going on.*

Banned for claiming to be a god, Swan Goddess.

Bold of you to assume that you weren't originally talking to me. And it hurts... I promise you words hurt.

Well, the other problems kind of provide quite a bit more cons than this one pro.

(Be warned does mention snippets of self-harm.) Guess I need to start writing less violent chapters.

Of course yes. *Not knowing what necroposting is.*

What ghosts? That was you. Why didn't you fix my glasses after breaking them?

Best: Teaching me German! I can already have a mini conversation. Worst: Hm... Is this even possible with Namedy?

I've never seen a computer bigger than a Windows Desktop.

Waterbuck

For thinking thy Queen is confused.

9/10. Nice, but simple. Water?

Take my hand and follow me. It won't take long.

Aly, I'm thinking of someone short. Me of course being a giant too. Glasses and Freckles is hard to figure out, but I think your hair colour is blonde.