NewHope

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No thank you!

I sat down and tied my shoe backwards, took off a shoe and put another one on. Took off another and put the old shoe on. What shoes am I ...

Not really because your lungs are made for it.

I’m literal!! Njhhjhcuhfy!

935

Isn’t arsenic more poisonous?

I can replace my teeth… Would you rather be a boy or have to wear makeup everyday?

9££

But you said they were parents! No fair.

What about Arsenic?

9£!

So C was just a trick?

How could you try and poison me?

I came here to write! Would you rather write 100 poems in a day or never write again?