Mutant

Thank you so much for the reviews, everyone! I'm definitely keeping the capitalization thing in mind, debating whether or not I should capitalize in this case... But I do like ...

Oh yes, the lack of capitalization was intentional. I figured that a rat would have enormous difficulty holding down a shift key and typing a letter at the same time, ...

I really need to start coming on more often. I keep trying to remind myself to come check comments, but I just don't. Thank you for all the feedback, everybody. ...

Oh, wow, I haven't been here in forever. But everyone, thank you for critiquing. Explosive Pen, there is a reason for the last two lines- the form of a sonnet ...

Thanks for the advice, Rosey. Actually... I wasn't thinking of Music of the Night. I wrote the poem in math, then on the bus I decided that the last lines ...

Haiku doesn't usually impress me, but I enjoyed this. Definitely made me laugh.