MrAwesomeSauce

Scrutinize my every move. I wouldn't want either, but...that would do. Would you rather be an apple or a pear?

Sleeping.

Raw rats. Would you rather drink a gallon of ketchup or a gallon of vinegar?

Let them know even though it hurts. "The truth hurts." Would you rather have your insides gutted out like a fish or smash your computer/laptop?

American Express Gold Rewards Card...

I didn't want to watch it because I thought that they'd murder a good movie by making it in 3D. But if you say it's good, I'll take your word ...

I'm sorry, but I'll be abusing this room for the time being. I don't want to admit how much I like you, so I'll just fool around with other people ...

I really hate judgmental people. If you do something that isn't mainstream they'll attack you until your corpse is bloody on the ground. They will shun you so harshly you ...

Makes me smile. Because it's exactly what I do.

My name is Asher, but all my friends call me Hashbrown. I don't even know anymore...

It makes me feel as if I should find out who Agatha Christie is.