Morrigan

Thank you. I didn't know this would mean so much to me. It's the small victories that keep the war from being lost, I suppose.

Pvt. Magpie, English Major and high school paper editor, reporting for duty.

Dead Bird Spoilered for use of the f word. The gates opened. The mass of kids, mowhaked and leather-jacketed, poured in to the corral. Piercings abounded, existing happily in noses, ...

Sleeping Beauty in Three Acts I Stained sunlight clambers through windows; a christening and a rose earn golden blessings. Forgotten invitations garner curses, but an afterthought cures all. (trade si

I think a lot of people didn't really read the instructions or look at the example.

"A Silly Dishwashing Poem" I went a step further and wrote this in iambic pentameter (for the most part; several troches do occur). A/N: spoilered for very mild language. I ...

Here are my four: Dynamic Cats With Questioning Tales She was more interested in me than she was in boys. Followed by a Red Truck, or Successful Exorcism

From the point of view of Sassafras the Cat. tall thing is like snow. tall thing make loud sounds at barkers. it barks at barkers. tall thing curls up in ...

“Having a good day?” Says Martin. “Mmhmm,” says Roland angrily. “Did I say som–” “No.” “Why did you say that so angrily?” Roland turns to look at him. “Do you ...

How to raise a samben warning: may be a tad graphic We've all seen the Facebook pictures lately. All your friends have one. Even your mathematics professor brought his to ...

Hello, friends! This contest is of my own devising, but will be judged by the fair judges listed in the club Contested Corner. The point of this contest is to ...

This is about two characters from one of my unfinished NaNoWriMo pieces, so I suppose I'll have to say it's an excerpt. Excerpt from Bionica Warning: contains strong language and ...

Thanks, @ReisePiecey

Since it's a forum, how many swears can i put in it?

Buggiedude2340, you are a noisome gobemouche, and a micawberish pochemuchka to boot. You cause a dirl of formication under my swarthy skin, sending me into mulligrubs, weltschmerz, and causing clinoma